Rat race got you down? Stressed between your desperate attempt at an unreachable artistic immortality and your literal need for food and medical care? Bored of tv?
Follow this simple guide and you'll be on your brand new life path in no time!
Step 1.
Sell all of your possessions so you have at least enough money for a bus ticket.
Step 2.
Step 2.
Take a bus into the desert.
Step 3.
Step 3.
Build a mud hut from mud and sustainable reclaimed wood. For more details on performing this step, google "build a mud hut from mud and sustainable reclaimed wood".
Step 4.
Step 4.
Live in the mud hut, caring for your small garden (you should have built it in Step 3) and peacefully communing with snakes (they like to be invited to things even if they don't have the time to come over. It just makes them feel good so you might as well invite them).
Die in the mud hut, happy in your naked, sunbaked ignorance.
There it is, five simple steps to follow your dreams and love the life you live! Comment below if you find success with this method.
Tag urself, I'm #takeabusintothedesert.
There it is, five simple steps to follow your dreams and love the life you live! Comment below if you find success with this method.
Tag urself, I'm #takeabusintothedesert.
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